By try it, I mean find someone else to do it for me.
On Etsy, I discovered SweeTeeQuiltsTN - I sent a few messages to the owner, bought the largest quilt she would make, and sent off Jacob's onesies, PJs, and receiving blankets. I specified that I wanted a gray back and navy blue trim. In a few weeks, we got our finished quilt back!
I'm amazed that it only took a few weeks to make this!
I LOVE IT!